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Tuesday, May 4th, 2010
9:17 am
FPIA 2010
Fred didnt advance

he got lots of laughs but was very disorganized

not every professional seeming

Ive been up for 2 days, so tired Im not tired
Sunday, January 17th, 2010
3:44 am
Monday, December 14th, 2009
2:04 pm
Signed a deal
with some people who know people who know people

turned over my hard drive and ALL the Fred tapes to come guy in Hollywood

Nervous excited paranoid anxious happy

but Im moving forward

- Matt
Friday, September 11th, 2009
1:47 am
Saturday, August 1st, 2009
2:22 am
Mid August- 2009
Ive been talking to a Hollywood Editor about taking over the Fred Movie...

for a lot of money. Not much money by Hollywood standards but a lot by Matthew standards.

He says hes going on Vacation to the Cayman Islands and says for me to call him in Mid august- right when Im moving.

I think of this project as a problem child that I cant get to behave- so Im sending it off to Military School- maybe THEY can straighten it out.

- Matt
Monday, May 11th, 2009
11:22 am
princess and the frog looks awesome

why am I still banned under my regular name?
Matt ("Hairypolack") K
Friday, June 27th, 2008
1:15 pm
George tookover editing!
All hail george!
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
2:31 am
Fred wasnt in the the top 3
nor did he seem to care either way, but he did have fun and so did the crowd!
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
12:16 am
FPIA 08! Freds a FINALIST!
FPIA 08! Freds a FINALIST!

He did a THOUSAND times better than last year! Read more...Collapse )
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
12:14 pm
John Ramseys critique

I finally got a chance to watch the movie. It's good. But, let me get to my criticisms. I have no expertise in this area so I am just telling you my opinion strictly as a viewer.

Before I do that: My thought is that you are either happy with the movie or you are not and that, at this point, you might be more interested in putting it behind you than improving it (or trying to improve it, or whatever). I would like to encourage you to not only muster the strength to improve it, but to have perfection as your goal. Read more...Collapse )
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
7:06 pm
This is from a book by Alicia Erian

Whos in the Fred Movie

Quint loves Alan Ball's TOWELHEAD!!!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I had a very strong day of film. I saw four films and three of them I love, the other I kinda like.

I’ll be talking about one I love: Alan Ball’s TOWELHEAD (the superior title… this movie screened at Toronto under the lame title NOTHING IS PRIVATE).Read more...Collapse )
Thursday, December 13th, 2007
6:26 pm
Austin J's review
From: "Austin Jernigan" < >
Subject: Fred Movie
Hi Matt,

The DVD worked after all. I just watched it and enjoyed it very much.

Some notes while it's fresh in my mind:Read more...Collapse )
Thursday, December 6th, 2007
3:37 pm
Send out DVDs
to a lot of people

I may show a rough cut at coldtowne

no feedback - yet-

Monday, November 5th, 2007
3:18 pm
The first ruff cut is done!
The first version of the Fred movie is DONE!!!

I finished it at 4:00 am last night!

So Im done and can move on right?

ehhhhh... no.....

there must now be screenings and feedback and re-edits and submitting to festivals....

and my dvd burner isnt working!

.... so what if Im about 2 months over my self imposed deadline

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
4:03 pm
September 11th deadline
Its the deadline Im setting for myself for....

The Fred Movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ive been editing like a madman for 2 months and its really shaping up.

Im not saying it will be truly DONE by september 11th

but I will have a rough cut done- an assembly

Im sure most of are eager to see what I came up with- and Im eager to hear your feedback!

details on when and where you can see a roughcut of the Fred movie will follow in September

now I gotta get back to work!
Matt K (hairypolack)
Tuesday, July 10th, 2007
2:36 pm
Wednesday, June 13th, 2007
11:24 am
Freds Letter to Mack L
Hi Mack!

I guess you are in California.
Please tell me where you roam and range.
You are likely touring many interesting Comedy clubs.
Matt is with me.
Matt just did a paying gig in Chicago at Cigars and Stripes for Gino Martino.
This is really Fred.
That is a strange statement.
Please make some On Line Films.
Matt helped me make YouTube.com videos.
We went to Houston to the new Laugh Stop.
I performed my set to a woman near the stage.
She had treated us to polite conversation before the show.
My intensity was focused at pleasing her.
I did charm her with my performance.
Matt's video made it clear that I could have been more focused on confronting the crowd.
The host who introduced me was offended when I tried to talk to him.
The host was a bald Persian man who was insulted that I suggested that he should dress for stage like the leader of the persian Army in the movie 300.
If you check RoofTopComedy.com you can see my 2007 Austins Funniest Contest set.
In Austin you were a wild thing.
On the west Coast you must seem more ordinary because you are with many like you.
Seen any hello kitty neck tattoos lately?
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007
5:38 am
Aspergers Documentary in Austin?!?!?!?
Aspergers Documentary in Austin?!?!?!?

I dont whether Im pissed about this or not


a movie made in Austin......a documentary

whats it about?

“One In A Million” Project Description

The film is about autism in macro, although in particular High Functioning Autism and Asperger’s Syndrome, as told through the experiences of a 3 1/2 year old girl, named Lucy, daughter of Todd Mattson, one of the filmmakers submitting the proposal.
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
3:45 am
Aspers Animation

there was no youtube when I started this!

details at

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
5:34 am
Freds report on our trip to the NEW Houston Laff Stop
(Really written by Fred)

I am Fred B. and today I drove Matthew Kordelski to Houston Texas from Austin.
The round trip from Austin to Houston and then back to Austin was costly.
I paid for gas.
I endured Matthew's insults about my appearance during the trip.
I do not make it a habit to insult Matthew's appearance.
Matthew spent much energy during the our ride screaming at the top of his lungs about violence and preverse sexual practices.
I felt some happiness about the prospect of making a short video of my stage performance in Houston.
Matthew is a talanted film maker.
Matthew is skilled at making shrill noises during long rode trips.
Matthew can speak like Bill Cosby.
Matthew can sing like Alfalfa of the little rascals.
This night Matthew delighted in hearing his voice echo though the streets of quietly sleeping Texas towns.
Matthew hollared for pigs to get suey.
Matthew laughed loudly.
Matthew brought his camera to Houston and filmed my first performance at the new Laff Stop.
Matthew is annoyed that I want to have the 5 minute video we made in Houston posted on YouTube.com.
It could take many minutes to digitize, export and post.
Matthew's decision to Multi-task during this process slows it greatly.
This process may fail without warning.
Matthew knows that multi-tasking will increase the chance that the video posting process will fail.
If the video of my performance at the Houston Laff Stop is posted then I might study my techniques more closely.
Although Matthew enjoys sharing with me emotional critiques of my performances I might gain more constructive information from his video.
Matthew has not lost an oppurtunity to complain to me about how difficult it is to post a 5 minute video on YouTube.com.
Matthew has many years of experience with computers.
Matthew has just completed two Austin Community College Courses for the purpose of making Computer Animations.
Matthew clearly understands that multi-tasking with his computer reduces the central processing unit's skill at doing its work.
Matthew refuses to do only one task at a time and can overburden the CPU with too many tasks at once.
Matthew has multi-tasked so that the video we made in Houston and another file are in danger of being corrupted.
Matthew said, "I am glad we went to Houston. We had fun."
Matthew posted the video from Houston on YouTube.com.
Thank You Matthew!

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